(S)PARTA
The World’s Best
– and Only –
Greek-Finnish
Beard Oil
The S is in parenthesis
PARTA?! Yeah, man. It’s Finnish for beard.
Greek Olive Oil Meets
Finnish Botanicals.
Exclusively Handmade & Small Batch.
Highest Quality.
Smells Better Than Your Partner’s ________.
“It doesn’t miraculously make my beard any thicker. Instead it makes makes me feel like i have a purpose. I prefer that.”
(S)PARTA is for shamans,
warriors, dreamers.
Stoics, appreciators of aesthetics, pragmatic perfectionists.
Those with more questions than answers.
Postmodern hipster porn.
“It’s weird. I love it!”
Shit, he’s for real!
100%
Natural oils
100%
VEGAN
99,5%
ORGANIC
∞
LOVE
Step 1: Know who you are
Step 2: Be who you are
Step 3: Get the damn oil
