(S)PARTA
The World’s Best
– and Only –
Greek-Finnish
Beard Oil
The S is in parenthesis
PARTA?! Yeah, man. It’s Finnish for beard.
Greek Olive Oil Meets
Finnish Botanicals.
Exclusively Handmade & Small Batch.
Highest Quality.
Smells Better Than Your Partner’s ________.
(S)PARTA is for shamans,
warriors, dreamers.
Stoics, appreciators of aesthetics, pragmatic perfectionists.
Those with more questions than answers.
Postmodern hipster porn.